Nonce

Mark O’Brien is a nonce

A nonce is mark O’Brien

by TopSlammer September 8, 2020

Nonce

Someone who wanks over children

Jack Cole was caught again wanking over his nephew. That Nonce cunts at it again)

by Cowfields May 24, 2019

Nonce

Someone who wears a pollar neck

Look at that nonce in a pollar neck

by Bridgewatersgay December 3, 2024

nonce

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comment section: *mad at josh*

harry: josh is a cheating nonce

sdmn: *shocked cuz harry wrote is out it in survival mode*

by englandxx January 14, 2021

Nonce

Pedophile. Someone who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024