surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

Blessed

Synonymous to weird

They said I was Blessed.
So they called you weird?

by your friend ahaha February 2, 2022

Bless

Short for blessed.

Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.

1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.

by fresca2178 January 22, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018