Double dipping

When a man decides to step out of your relationship to check out the field, and then attempts to return.

No, we’re not getting back together, I have a strict no double dipping policy. What do you think this is, salsa?

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 28, 2019

The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 16, 2011

Double Saddle

When a female and male both have to urinate at the same time. The female sits on the toilet and the male sits on top of her urinating between her thighs into the toilet.

Two people of the opposite sex need to pee at the same time with one bathroom available. The female sits on the toilet while the male sits on top of her and aims into the toilet between her thighs while peeing simultaneously. (Double Saddle)

by CBN0628 May 13, 2025

double standards

something that bitches uses against men

"you cant hit me i'm a woman" as double standards

by daddysaddy April 27, 2022

double quarter sister

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.

When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.

by pappaperake April 18, 2024

Double Dubby

The predecessor to a triple stinky - when you are playing video games and are killed but kill an opposing player at the same time.

Bill: Damn, man! Justin just got that double dubby! Good thing the score is evened out. It's a shame he didn't get a triple stinky, though.

Steve: what's a triple stin-

Bill: shut up, Steve.

by Rutty nutty December 9, 2020

Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.

"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"

by TheDrencher December 28, 2024