question turtle

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy

person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*

by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024

The Cremation Question

The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.

guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!

by Ultimate-Rowlet June 24, 2020

Achilles question

A question that a person cannot answer honestly without revealing their true beliefs, intentions, or actions.

I asked my girlfriend an Achilles question about where she was over the weekend and she wouldn't answer me.

by Mantronikk May 5, 2010

What kind of question is that

A good one, right? Because the son is young, right? So he might not make it on the train ride there. BUT TO BE FAIR... I probably wouldn't want to stand in the middle of the train surrounded by people (for obvious reasons). Which means I would be standing by the walls of the cart. But that part of the cart gets freezing cold while the train is moving, right? So, I probably die immediately. But the daughter, if she's hot, is going to get singled out by the hyena of Auschwitz. That's a fact. But the kid, if he survives the train ride, he's likely not doing to get his ass kicked, right? People are going to give him their extra food. The kid will get a lot of sympathy.

Hym "So IF HE MAKES IT TO THE CAMP... He either dies in the chambers with everybody OR gets out with everybody. But the daughter is a toss up once she gets to the camp. It's hard to say with her after the train ride. Like, she could get hit with the wall of the cart shit but, really, I donno. It just seems less likely. But what kind of question is that? A good one. About Jew-death. Directed at a guy who is doing and employing people doing the thing you're doing. I mean, the hyena if fucking your ass up. If you make it to the camps you are not making it to the chambers. Matt's uppity so he doesn't even make it on the train. Sam pulls his whole Jewish swindler shtick and survives the longest out of everybody."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Question Complex

When someone is prone to asking very personal questions

"Bro, did you get that girl last night"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"

by Marshall Fletcher July 12, 2019

yellow question-mark

Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.

When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

Question

The thing that you're pissed off at me about.

Hym "The question I raised was 'what reason is there to NOT do some shit like that?' And what was your response? 'Go fuck yourself. There isn't.' You should be angry with yourselves. Not me. That's good to know. Me and everyone else watching will keep that in mind"

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022