Miss swan

Miss Swan is the best teacher IN THE WORLD!!! I mean IN THE UNIVERSE!!! She is a one of a kind person and will always help you. She can get angry at time (Bill) but will always forgive you. You should always have a teacher like Miss Swan. She is the best English teacher ever. You should never through here away.

We have this awesome English teacher in our class

So you have Miss Swan?

by #SuperFinnee May 24, 2021

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

Miss Vee

She may or may not be a real woman yet she has the heart of simplicity and kindness. An enthusiastic person. She knows everything from a man’s heart. never fails to make you laugh. Miss Vee is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, she knows how to bring you back down to Earth. She is very calm and levelheaded and can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. She is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Miss Vee can be quite the head turner, but she is always loyal. She loves passionately and once she has fallen for someone special, she would do anything and everything in his power to keep the person she loves. There is no dull moment with Miss Vee. She is as gorgeous as godess. It is always nice to be with her

Miss Vee is a gorgeous individual

by laloba 2006 June 9, 2021

Miss-gender

When a Southern gentleman presumptuously addresses a young woman as 'Miss'.

"Pardon me, Miss. Do you know where the restroom is?"

"Pardon YOU, did you just fucking Miss-gender me!?"

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017