Farmers Tan

When one is outside and wearing, say a t-shirt
then there arms tan, and the rest of they're upper body is more white
most farmers you see, will have a farmers tan
by d33d$$ June 16, 2007
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TAN

TAN is an acronym for "Touched a nerve". If you ever offend or hurt someone you are said to have 'touched a nerve' with them or TAN'ed them. It derives from the use of the word by the character Michelle in an episode of BBC 2's comedy sitcom, The Royle Family after she offended her hosts. Also, to make known to someone who has offended or upset you, you would exclaim, "TAN!"

Conversely, if you wish to gain forgiveness or repent for any TAN you have caused, you simply ask by saying 'NAT'.
"You really TAN'ed me last night when you called me a fat slag."

"If you ever TAN me again I will be really upset and won't be friends with you anymore."
by Bilal_Zahid July 10, 2006
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Irish Tan

Red skin on an Irish or light skinned person caused by alcholism.
by smendle May 13, 2010
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Hollywood Tans

Nickname for a woman who has overly tanned skin. This person is often tan during the winter months and has an orange glow to their skin, both implying their tan is not natural. Derived from the popular tanning chain in the tri-state area called Hollywood Tans.
Check out Hollywood Tans! She's starting to look like a tomato!
by Laurenita September 20, 2005
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triangle tan

the tan girls get from wearing a triangle top bikini
That chick i saw in back door sluts 9 had a triangle tan
by Sasquamptch July 04, 2005
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man tan

The tan line on a man's left ring finger caused by a wedding band. It is seen after the wedding band has been recently removed.
I met this real cute guy in the club. Things were cool until I saw his man tan. Dude was married trying to hide his ring in his pocket.
by double-up November 20, 2007
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Tan Man

1. Concept of the ultimate product of miscegenation or race-mixing, the point when multi-ethnic oreo becomes mono-ethnic mongrel race, may more broadly be applied to the idea of a dystopian future where the "melting pot" has totally "melted" and every human being is ethnically identical, and individual cultures have disappeared in favor of a super politically-correct/tolerance-obsessed global one.
1. Dude, do you see that pregnant Filipino lady holding hands with Lenny Kravitz? Yeah hopefully she miscarries and they won't release the Tan Man upon the world! 2. I saw Barack Obama on TV and he is the closest thing I have ever seen to the Tan Man. 3. Black people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 4. White people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 5. Arabs, defend yourselves from...you get the idea.
by S. J. W. H. January 29, 2007
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