sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015

Post poop depression

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.

Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.

by Barnardo October 27, 2016

Boomba Poop

The spicy, nasty poop you take in a public restroom after a sudden stomach upset.

Dude, I totally just laid a fat boomba poop in there.

by Freelettuce June 17, 2018

Courtney Poop

one who takes it from the one and only Shrek lord

SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

Last night I had a dream of being a Courtney Poop

by Shreksmybiggreendaddy November 23, 2018

intermission poop

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.

“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping”
“then take an intermission poop”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

by rndmvoo February 20, 2009