PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

parkszn

parkszn, a not a very known kpop fanpage on tiktok. They've had the names kpoplvrrr, armyxstayxblink, and bts.lover95

I like parkszn's content, but they should post more edits.

by fjqkdns December 22, 2020

Periscope

a form of cunnilingus; in which the receiving partner is sitting atop the giving partners shoulders, facing the opposite direction with their vagina in the giving partners face.

Usually performed in a high ceilinged closet or room.

My buddy John said he periscoped his girl Kate the other night, Thank God he has that 10 ft closet. He almost drowned lol.

by jb42069 February 5, 2021

Pecksnatcher

The definition of pecksnatcher is
A. A bitch
B. A whiny cunt
C. A hypocrite

I hate drawing!
*Does drawing*
Dude your such a pecksnatcher
Or
*Stubs toe* YOU PECK SNATCHER

by PhantomTav March 15, 2021

perishqt

17 year old power house with a massive schlong and is cracked at fortnite my guy ah ha ha.

Dad i wanna be like perishqt when i grow up.

by perishqt March 29, 2021

Periscoping

When you get an erection and attempt to hide it in your waist band but your little head pokes out of the pants a bit.

Ben: Andrew, heads up you’re periscoping right now.

Andrew: thanks homie lemme deal with that real quick. *shoves dick in pants*

by Bjamming April 3, 2021

peckstrong

The name for a couple who are fully committed yet don't want to marry.

Oh man those two are never gonna marry, they're going Peckstrong

by Pavs April 8, 2021