by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021
Get the Lazy Brown Eyemug. When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023
Get the Wad Eyemug. by Reinhartsrare August 13, 2019
Get the Heart eyesmug. When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022
Get the Crab eyesmug. A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018
Get the tootie eyemug. Beady Eye are a band formed by Liam Gallagher, with every member of Oasis other than Noel. They were formed in London in 2009. On November 19th 2009, Liam announced that Beady Eye would make their first solo album, and it would possibly release around July 2010. Different Gear, Still Speeding released on February 28th 2011, beginning the first ever tour by Beady Eye. Their first gig was at the legendary Barrowlands in Glasgow on March 3rd 2011. A few notable gigs from 2011 are the Isle Of Wight Festival, The Heineken Jammin' Festival, Melt Festival, iTunes Festival and the Reading Festival. That doesn't mean his voice was great in these gigs, in 2011 his voice was very on and off in 2011. They didn't play much in 2012, only 5 times. One time they played was at the Olypmic Games closing ceremony, they played the Oasis hit Wonderwall. People look back on it negatively, and I can see why, but it's not bad either. 2012 is a pretty good year. 2013 they played a lot of acoustic sets and they finally got to play at the biggest stage in the world. Glastonbury, and it was absolutely dreadful. They made their 3rd appearance at the Barrowlands. And they ended the year by playing the song Iz Rite at Channel 4 studios. In 2014 they played at Big Day Out, and then in March they played in Yokohama and Osaka. And out of nowhere on 25th October 2014, Liam announced Beady Eye had split. The announcement said “Beady Eye are no longer. Thanks for all of your support. LG x”
There was a rumor that in 2005 Zak Starkey was wearing a Beady Eye shirt when the band wasn't even a thing.
by Oasis Enjoyer August 6, 2023
Get the Beady Eyemug. who has the biggest heart eyes on a man?
girl, have you seen zayn malik and liam payne looking at each other ? heart eyes motherfucker
girl, have you seen zayn malik and liam payne looking at each other ? heart eyes motherfucker
by ziamsnapqueen October 18, 2020
Get the heart eyesmug.