Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011
Get the tampon friend mug.1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
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Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
Get the He's a friend of Kevin's mug.A person other than family whom one knows and has a relationship of deep affection, without any sexual or family relations.
by the random. September 27, 2021
Get the Friend mug.To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
by bmazz88 June 9, 2011
Get the friend muscle mug.A fake friend is type of person who is fake and lies to everyones faces, just to earn popularity. She thinks no one will find out but at the end everything ends up worse than it was. She also lies to herself and it oddest help her social well being
Girl 1: Guess what Keira said today
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her
by Rebecka Michelson January 25, 2019
Get the fake friend mug.This hints that people are a little more than friends. The act of playing fortnite together, a deeply embarrassing game, shows the true passion between people. It shows the connection and vulnerability between a couple. This presents them being more than friends but not ready to share it.
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