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Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010
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Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.
by Booty ripper August 23, 2016
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pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside
by pineapple eggs November 29, 2016
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pineapple sniffer

Riley has been eating pineapples all week she is a total pineapple sniffer
by Pineapplesniffer666 July 30, 2019
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pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual
That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.
by mellogeek August 10, 2019
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pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.
Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
by Eolerich May 19, 2018
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Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.
"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist May 21, 2018
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