ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.
“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”
by BIG DADDY ESH December 28, 2020
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Oak Tag

Something to do with Adalberto Mondesi's 2019 MVP campaign
"Bro, have you seen Elvis Andrus this season?"

"Oak tag, dude. Can't believe Royals are going to win it all."
by TheSaviors2019 March 15, 2019
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Zero: Messenger Add Oak Is Master Bison
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Oakes

Oakes is a very funny and sweet guy, he is very talented! He has a bright smile, and is usually tall. He will keep his relationships with friends close and is very loyal!
Girl:Omg do you know Oakes fegley, from the goldfinch?

Other girl:Omg yes, that’s one of my favorite movies!
Girl: same! he’s supper sweet, funny how their wasn’t a definition about him until now....... 😌
by Oakes January 23, 2021
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Oake

A guy that gets a girlfriend and has brown hair with green/brown eyes. He's too shy to hug or hold hands with his girlfriend. He gets lunch detention more times than you can count for the dumbest reasons. Him and his girlfriend never sit together because they don't want others to know except their friend group.
Band kid: would you like to buy a coronation for you loved on or anyone
Oake: sure make it anonymous

Oake: actually don't make it from Oake
by BabyYoda234 January 31, 2020
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