The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Survival Kitmug. by Monke 5 April 15, 2022
Get the Kitmug. A video game term from the game rust. When a survivor is running around in a fully protected gear set.
by PRGo8az March 8, 2022
Get the Full Kitmug. kit-kat or kitkat is an abbreviated form of kitty-Cat meaning Pussy and/or Vagina . It is used to describe a female human's genitalia from an anatomy perspective. This definition may have already existed, but it is simply being written in urban dictionary for others to refer to. This description was added by the author, me, Korthik.
John : "Man, I had some of that kit-kat yesterday after sliding in the DMs."
Max : "Bro, no way! You got laid !??"
John : "Sure did! Hahaha."
Max : "Bro, no way! You got laid !??"
John : "Sure did! Hahaha."
by anonymous December 12, 2024
Get the kit-katmug. Jimmy: “ I really had a kit when I found that dead deer last night.”
Harry: “your so cool you snot!”
Harry: “your so cool you snot!”
by anonymous June 19, 2023
Get the Kitmug. Can be a shortened form of Christopher, it can also just be a name, how do I know? BECAUSE IT'S MY NAME. And as far as I'm aware nobody else alive has it.
by Some Idiot Artist March 17, 2022
Get the Kitmug. by Seal queen August 15, 2017
Get the The kitsmug.