Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020
by YaBoiCorn21 June 07, 2022
by johnblay7756 June 01, 2023
A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 05, 2011
by ghost towne June 15, 2023
"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
by dirtdawg January 05, 2009
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