Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 27, 2022

Brazilian pizza

When you cum on a girls ass and sprinkle cheese on afterwards as a finishing touch.

Dude how could you give her a Brazilian pizza? You know she's lactose intolerant

by FuckDon83 May 21, 2025

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

Brazilian Pretzel

whatever tf elyse is

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.

by pretzel, brazil January 06, 2020

Brazilian deathbed

When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass

Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.

by NatasSenpai November 01, 2023

Brazilian Blow Back

When you cum in a chick's pussy and she queefs it back to you

She said she was into crazy shit, So we did A "Brazilian Blow Back"

by John Krappenschitz April 23, 2021

Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023