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National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end
HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!
by あかさたは April 30, 2022
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Shut your bitch ass up

Another way to say "shut up" when someone is aggravating you
Mostly used by black people, in most cases included with the n word (Shut your bitch ass up n*gga)
1: Easy game.
2: Shut your bitch ass up.
by Idk50 July 23, 2024
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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024
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Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
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Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
I’ll geico your ass.
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
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Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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