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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
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Thanos

A term in marvel rivals as in calling a person really good at the game or the best at the game.
Bro your actually thanos
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Thanos

a big purple grape that recently got surgery
Hey ima go to the hospital to see thanos after his surgery
by Gregconroy1 May 11, 2019
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Thanos

Look its thanos, the dildo man
by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019
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