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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
by Colleennnn May 3, 2023
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Wednesday

Wednesday is a really cool poosay
by Bakauwurmilybaka September 26, 2022
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Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
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wednesday sexual intercourse

woo wednesday+sexual intercourse.

this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey

it can be used while talking about toes.
person1: i like toes

person2: bro gay
person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse
by what yes February 6, 2021
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comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date
"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"
by Spurpy April 29, 2021
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McDonald's Wednesday

The act of going to McDonald's on a Wednesday (or optional moving Wednesday to be on a day you go to McDonald's).
"When I go to McDonald's on a Wednesday it's McDonald's Wednesday."
by The only gamer November 17, 2023
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