National break Celeste’s toe day

November 9th is the day that if Is acceptable to break Celeste’s toe.

National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.

by JACKHEBERTBREAKSTOES November 9, 2021

National slap your brother day

Is on October 4th

National slap your brother day is on October 4th and you slap your brother

by Lovethatchickenfrompoepeyes October 3, 2021

National date your bestie day

September 6 you have to date you bestfriend for a whole day

Bestie:Wanna date for a day
You:Yeah it is national date your bestie day

by _lxsa7d4_ September 1, 2021

National send thigh pics day

On national send thigh pics day you have to send thigh pics to someone who sent you this. National thigh pics day is celebrated on Jyly 7th

girl1: My homie just told me its national send thigh pics day! What do i do?

girl2: Just send them. And bless yo homie.

by Jack hills July 6, 2021

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022

national kick an ugly person day

on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).

i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer

by smexydevan12345 January 9, 2022

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021