i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

October 29

This is the day to kiss a softball player

Softball player: hey today is October 29 which is national kiss a softball player, you should kiss me

by bagelbites247 October 29, 2019

October 18

national celia day (best person in the world day)

"give celia a bazillion hugs and kisses on october 18 and presents today or else i’ll shank you"

by Lovivivargas October 20, 2019

october 15

the best day ever. it's the birthday of the best person ever too. it's ann's . :)
the rules say I cant name you but guess what urban di???? I don't care

oh god! it's october 15 it's ann day!

by defencelesslous October 15, 2022

October 28th

October 28th is the National Slap The Fuck out of your friend that is 5’4 or Taller!

“Oh shit your 5’5?” “Yea” “too bad it’s October 28th turn to slap the shit out of you bend over!”

by d!ctionary.com October 27, 2021

Flick Tits October

Flick Tits October mean you have the whole month pass to Fuck a girls tits. Might as well motorboat that’s hit while your at it.

Dude:1 It’s Flick tits October

Dude:2 what’s that?

Dude:3 it means u can flick a girls tits during October whenever u want

by Flick tit October October 1, 2019

October 18th

National no valorant day.

Hey, do u wanna play comp?
No, it's October 18th.
Oh yeah, I forgot.

by Koreanjettomgimgay October 17, 2021