Black Nigga Cat

When the lights went out during the party, the black nigga cat with swag strutted in, knocking over drinks like it was setting its own vibe.

Every time the black nigga cat with swag walks down the street, even the dogs stop barking to take notes on its swag.

by Swag Cat Max January 11, 2025

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Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

by shakleton November 22, 2021

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devils pet

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?

by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019

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Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

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