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My Hoe

Oh, her right there? Yeah, thats me, thats my hoe.

She my hoe and she they only one for me.
by His & Hers July 24, 2025
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Hoes mad

Myst frosty has big hoes mad
by Poop boi September 17, 2019
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Hoe

When someone is a pure sket/slag and always after cock
Demi: I just got some dick

Me: The Second Time this week?
Demi: Yes
Me: Hoe
by Hehehe....ItWasMe June 2, 2017
mugGet the Hoemug.

Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Hoemug.

Jahmal's Hoes

He gets all of them. If you ever ask anybody if Jahmal gets girls they will at least know 1 of his girlfriends.
Dude : Where are Jahmal's Hoes I don't see any, He doesn't get any hoes
Other Dude: thats where your wrong man He gets all the hoes
by FanGirlMJ January 28, 2022
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Bro Hoe

Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!
Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.
by Let's be honest July 17, 2016
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Hoe

A female/male who has sex (or if they’re too young, dates) with a lot of females/males at the same time period. Aka a slut
Lexie Taylor of Kentucky is a hoe because she dates a lot of boys all in the same time period. (Too young for sex)
by Babygirlcai February 15, 2019
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