Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Cat

Felis Catus: a generally furry, insolent animal that has too much pride for an animal; born energetic but gradually gets lazier with age .

My cushion is soft and furry. Others call it a cat but I don't know

by Cassius_☺ November 07, 2020

cat

a asshole dog

person 1: man my dog is asshole
person 2:that's a cat you retard
person 1: oh

by very big boy :> October 05, 2018

Cat

A feedable ball of hair

Me feed cat

by Adld,á,flekvldlflelgovms December 08, 2023

Cat

Cat is an attention seeking manipulate bitch who has no regard for other people’s emotions

Wow! Cat is such a fucking asshole!

by RottingSunflwr September 10, 2023

Cats

Blep

Cats are great bro sans

by Nathan@rogercitymi September 14, 2020

cat

a typically small feline multi-cellular organism that was once deified by a multitude of civilizations such as Egypt, but which has since been domesticated and is a staple of many households. This creature is also known to be one of the smartest creatures that's been domesticated by man but beware, having a lot(more than 4) of these creatures is detrimental to any person's reputation.

That is a large and fluffy cat
That is an adorable cat

by Mikhol January 28, 2022