nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.

by ill ventriloquist October 26, 2005

Nipple on a stick

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.

Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) May 13, 2005

need a break

it's often used on the coversations between lovers.
when a prick decided to leave for good(whatever) he says he needs a break from the relationship, but the meaning behind this is actually he wants to get rid of u.
it could be used on comments for idiotic questions

eg 1 I need a break from all these, bitch.
eg 2 when somebody ask about what's the color of my thong, i would politely ask them to gimme a break(which means get lost u fucking perv)

by dirtybitch April 17, 2004

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

need a haircut

this boy really needs a haircut its always a mess

paul coppock

by tom harper October 23, 2003

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend

International day of nudes from a girl friend

Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!

by unitato.unitonto July 25, 2019

nuttin a ho

Expression for 'nothing about', or 'doing nothing'

Drew - "Yo man, whats the word?"

Brodie - "Nuttin a ho my friend."

by DJ Funboy August 17, 2006