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Hayden

Hayden is fucking annoying, he gets no bitches, and has awful rizz (we have proof). He constantly talks about girls, but gets none. He also loves skinny love, kinda ironic since he doesn't gets the second one. He is also one of the most insecure friends you will have and likes to put the blame on you.
#staysafe #avoidaHayden
He's got no bitches, he really is a bit of a Hayden
by susan23668478 February 20, 2024
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a dude with a huge, VOLUPTUOUS gyatt
1: Hey did you see Hayden's ass
2: Didnt we all?
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A person who sleeps in in the morning on work days
Hayden was supposed to be at work this morning but he slept in
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Hayden is one funny guy and one hot piece of ass
by CuckoldKing May 26, 2022
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Hayden Keesee

The best person in the whole wide world! They usually have curly blonde pretty hair. They are the kindest most loving person you will ever meet in your whole life and you will probably fall in love with them (forever). Don’t lose a Hayden! They don’t deserve you. Sweetest kindest athletic and always very muscular. Someone you will never forget.
by Littleskittles17 March 31, 2022
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Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.
Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.
by ghnfrgnn June 6, 2023
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“Who is that guy over there?” “Oh that’s Hayden, he’s the best
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