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Dirty Easton

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word
“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton
by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020
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dirty kade

the act of shoving smooth rocks into ones anus and then watching them shoot them out like a cannon.
did you hear what oakley did last night i heard he did a dirty kade.
by penispoobumhole69 May 21, 2020
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Dirty Turkey

A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.
I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?
by Spiritualist January 15, 2020
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Dirty Egyptian

To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").

The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.
Chardonnay was being frottaged by a couple of guys on the tube last night so she decided to be a good sport and helped them to a dirty Egyptian.
by Orangenbaum March 8, 2013
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Dirty Bulk

A specific strategy for gaining mass in which one lifts weights regularly and consumes any and all types of food, specifically junk food.
Dude, did you just eat that entire cake?! I thought you were trying to get in shape?

It's OK bro, I'm doing a dirty bulk. Don't hate.
by Gainz4Life May 24, 2016
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Dirty Wes

After a while of performing anal sex with a woman, and she has a dilated anus- you turn around and take a shit while aiming for her butthole
dude why did camille break up with you?

i pulled a dirty wes on her, but it was totally worth it though
by justdoit1111 December 23, 2008
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dirty christine

When a sexy, delicious woman who is better than all the rest (aka a posh princess) comes out of her castle and fornicates with the ragamuffins (lower class).
“Damn, I was lucky that fine ass female pulled a Dirty Christine, otherwise I would have never gotten that ass!”
by Posh princess December 20, 2018
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