Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.

I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better

by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018

Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.

I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.

"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"

by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018

Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

Blessed

In the southern United States, “Blessed” means ”God loves me more than he loves you”

Blessed that I went to Disney World and all you did was take a trip to Walmart.

by Valskyrie December 2, 2019

Blessed

Blessed is a nice caring person on playstation, he says "Find Out" a lot so I found out something, It means Invite them to a party.

Blessed Invite me to the party

by PartyInvites February 18, 2022