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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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Bless

big black man born in England from congo I like women with big ass and good cooking skills
I'm a very intelligent man with a snake like cock. I like chicken.
yo is he a bless?? of course hes big AND BLACK
by noone send help November 22, 2021
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Bless the trap

When someone compliments you but you’ve said thank you to many times so you go with “bless the trap
Him: You are so pretty and you’re boyfriend is very lucky

Girl: bless the trap
by Breezybugg August 26, 2019
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blessed cheese

A term used to insult a person based on their looks.
John: Ew Amy looks terrible; kind of liked blessed cheese
by Cleveland34 January 3, 2017
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ig bless

When you are blessed by God beyond a man or the all universe
Written by IG
That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless
by IG Bless November 28, 2020
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Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.
Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.
by rammy l October 17, 2021
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Blessed

Blessed is a nice caring person on playstation, he says "Find Out" a lot so I found out something, It means Invite them to a party.
Blessed Invite me to the party
by PartyInvites February 18, 2022
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