Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.

Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!

by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021

Poop-scarab

An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.

"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."

by oskarwash May 6, 2021

poop thresh

The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.

“Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”

*starts farting*

by Papi chullo August 15, 2021