bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

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Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.

I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline

by abcdefgeverybodyknowimthemfg April 25, 2022

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Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.

I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.

by captaincrunk April 15, 2020

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its bless

used by raz yahoo boys who have no direction

Person 1: This abokuta sun is hot o
Person 2: Its bless

by yjdyz75xdg October 18, 2022

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Blessings

Blessings is an extremely talented and wonderful woman that is loved by all. She is a natural caregivers with a big heart. Like a mother, she will be there to take care of you, nurture you and listen in your times of need.

She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.

Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.

You are the Blessings of my life

by pseudopseudonympseudo November 23, 2021

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