T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.

Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

SAUCY TACO TUESDAY

While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.

I'm going out tonight for a saucy taco tuesday!!!

by Keister the Karnivore December 11, 2019

No Toxic Tuesday

No Toxic Tuesday is where every Tuesday everyone is nice to each other even though you should do that anyways no matter what day it is.

Hey guys, It’s No Toxic Tuesday be nice to each other.

by NewNeon September 5, 2020

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome

A disease that makes a person act sassy, entitled, bratty, rotten, and impolite; or, in other words, acting like a sassy cunt. This is common for bratty teenage girls who have terrible attitude problems, and over-controlling and domineering housewives. A great treatment for See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome is putting a foot up the sufferer's ass.

"My wife used to be a sweetheart when we married, but now she must have See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome because she acts like she owns me like a dog on a leash. What a cunt!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020

Time-Travel Tuesday

An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.

Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.

by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021