The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop March 29, 2014
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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 24, 2020
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Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."
by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023
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gravity pen

A trademarked brand of self balancing, gravity defying magnetic pens that look like magic. Usually written as "Gravitypen". Invented in 2001 by Terrence Saucier. Manufactured and sold by Gravitypen LLC.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.
Calling your scam product gravity pen is a good way to get your pants sued off.
by Pen Enthusiast December 26, 2024
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Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”
by Rageberto October 09, 2022
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Jell pen

When a man is making out with a girl and she doesn't want to take things further and leaves you with pre-cum leaking out of the tip of your penis.
"I saw you making out with Marinda last night. Did you get any?"

"No she left me with a jell pen"
by NastyVampire October 30, 2023
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ekstremt pen

Robert Knepper er ekstremt pen
by sigedigg June 15, 2020
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