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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.
Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.
by TwoBeats May 23, 2018
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Bless the trap

When someone compliments you but you’ve said thank you to many times so you go with “bless the trap
Him: You are so pretty and you’re boyfriend is very lucky

Girl: bless the trap
by Breezybugg August 26, 2019
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ig bless

When you are blessed by God beyond a man or the all universe
Written by IG
That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless
by IG Bless November 28, 2020
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Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.
Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.
by rammy l October 17, 2021
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Good Morning and God Bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.
Hila: "Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
Ethan: "Good morning and God bless Hila!"
by ZUCCING ZOINKS May 22, 2018
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Bless

big black man born in England from congo I like women with big ass and good cooking skills
I'm a very intelligent man with a snake like cock. I like chicken.
yo is he a bless?? of course hes big AND BLACK
by noone send help November 22, 2021
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