*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
by Zumunuk September 25, 2021
'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.
At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !
by Gerber Buck May 14, 2018
by bluedream January 28, 2023
by datariesbaby September 22, 2022
'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
by the t3 March 01, 2025