Easter worshipper

A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.

My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.

by cokeduckles April 22, 2019

Kermit Worshipper

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)

*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*

by Higginsworth May 19, 2018

opal worshippers

As Aussies (or Austrians as they are known earth side) have rotten trees from dino days dug up for jewelery called opal these upsidedowners must idolize this garbage the earth crapped up.

From a post found "here":

"In FL usa it is fucking gorgeous and not full of brit convict barely anglish speakin opal worshippers"

by s0cialdaw1n March 19, 2017

Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 28, 2022