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Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.
You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!
by LordJenal September 12, 2022
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Goatman of Wakefield

The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side

He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA

BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!
Oh look its the goatman of Wakefield
by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024
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lucas wakefield

he is large, quite large, he is also getting cracked tonight
lucas wakefield, put that burger down

'i like kissing french style'
by i may be a nigger with fent August 7, 2025
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