South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.

Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.

by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases

"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"

by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025

South African English

The English of South Africa

My South African English accent is More British-based.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.

Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!

by Jopps December 8, 2013