Smucker

Like a fucker, but also has jam for brains

Did you see what he did? Being a real smucker right now.

by Imcamping May 9, 2018

Smucker

When someone is a jealous person.

Originates from Smucker’s jelly, and the slang term “Jelly” meaning jealous.

John: Man, I hate how much you hang out with her.

Alex: Your such a Smucker

by Notwhitson August 17, 2023

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

abigail smucker

a white womans bitch

that abigail smucker sure is karen’s little bitch

by beki treadway October 28, 2020

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

by Duderanch81 May 7, 2015