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Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.
Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!
by saladsorceress March 12, 2011
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Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.
Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.
by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012
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Jersey sleeves

Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.
I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.
by vnjersgn May 20, 2015
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Sleep Sleeves

When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"
"I woke up this morning with mad sleep sleeves man"
by DatBoiRice February 13, 2017
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Daytime Sleepies

A state of altered perception of time in which it is later than you think it is, caused by staying up till 2 AM or later and getting less than 10 hours of sleep
Oh Man, I shouldn't of stayed up so late, now i have the Daytime Sleepies
by TeenyMeany June 14, 2018
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pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies
Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.
by flupdates March 8, 2020
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Post workout sleepies

The condition of extreme lethargy following a workout and a meal.
Bro, I went hard at the gym and the dining hall. Now I've got a serious case of the post workout sleepies. Nap time, brah.
by swolity May 21, 2011
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