Namiraness
That one friend who texts like their phone is doing shots without them. Every message is a chaotic mix of typos, missing words, and vibes. It’s like autocorrect waved the white flag and decided to just let it happen.
Friend 1:
“Hey what time are we meeting at the restaurant?”
Namira:
“uhhh idk mayb like sxi??? or 7 idk wat time u thibk lol”
Namira (again):
“okiwj”
“okieee”
“OK”
“wait do i ned to bring liek cash or jst cardz???”
“nm i figurrd it out lololol”
Friend 1:
“…the namiraness is attacking me in real time.”
“Hey what time are we meeting at the restaurant?”
Namira:
“uhhh idk mayb like sxi??? or 7 idk wat time u thibk lol”
Namira (again):
“okiwj”
“okieee”
“OK”
“wait do i ned to bring liek cash or jst cardz???”
“nm i figurrd it out lololol”
Friend 1:
“…the namiraness is attacking me in real time.”
Namiraness by xyxm3 June 18, 2025
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