Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Mooing cow

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s

Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?

by Samiam282 September 26, 2025