Merv

Swervin Mervin six feet tall. Gonna get gonna fall. Got a while in his head, but he is not dead. So fast so quick gonna kick your dick. A god in the paint, will make you faint. Used to sexually harass but now he is trashed

Get Merved b****

by Lordmerv November 20, 2021

Merve

an annoying bitch who is a kiss-up to her girlfriend. She gets upset when u make fun of her but when she does u have to let it slide, she also has a foot fetish and can barely admit when shes wrong. She takes things too seriously and never knows when to shut up. She overuses the f slur a lot. She has favorites and has lots of dead ends.

i dont know how someone like Merve could get a girlfriend when she acts like that.''

''I know!''

by cocokitty73 September 11, 2022

Merve

stupid ass hoe (totally not because of this one merve I know)
(not directed to any other merves)

*merve sitting down*
Guy 1: Ew girl yo breath stanks stay away hoe
Guy 2: Fr fr

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023

merv

a sick papi that degrades little boys including he's 20yr old son. He enjoys the chase on evenings and occasionally watches hentai with with relatives

damn watch out robert mervs gunna get yah!!!

by anonymous October 7, 2020