Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."

"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."

by fireworks182 April 20, 2010

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

by Space smith October 27, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024