Garage Sale

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.

Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale

by Shuastereno October 23, 2012

garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.

Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.

by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?

Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.

by penis exhalation October 19, 2019