one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

You didnt see graphite.

Hbo chernobyl reference
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.

"You didnt see graphite."
"i did."
"you didnt. YOU DIDNT! BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!"

by Comrade Dyatlov June 21, 2025