Van Gogh

When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole
Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by Arcturus5 March 09, 2021
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van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 10, 2018
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Bowl Van Gogh

Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art
"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 02, 2023
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