Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.

Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.

by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 29, 2023