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Opposite day

CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED

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Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

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Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
by noteast July 3, 2023
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Opposite day

' hey do u know what day it is ? ' no what day is it ' opposite day !! '
by T4nda07 September 3, 2022
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Opposite Day

A day on December 10th where the opposite is to be expected
"Hey did you hear that Discord Moderator Day is coming up" Said Person 1
"Do you mean Opposite Day?" Said Person 2
by Eeveeboom December 7, 2020
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Opposite Day

Opposite Day. This day falls on: September 26, where you can say what ever you want, but it mean the opposite.
You: “hey wanna go on a bike ride?”
Sister: “no”
You: “so you do?”

Sister: “NO”

You: “but it’s Opposite Day!”
Sister : “fine let’s go”

Sister; *goes on bike ride with you*
by GabeDuncan September 26, 2021
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Opposite day

Opposite day every week on thursday
Hey today is opposite day (thursday)
by Dr mr scientics May 16, 2019
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Opposite day

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck
by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024
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