shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025