Murse

1. A man purse.
2. A male nurse.

Hey! Look at that murse over there! It’s the dude with the murse!

by Dirtymind 3333 December 10, 2020

Murses

Male nurses

Patient: "Are you the doctor?"
Murse: "No, I'm your murse."

Why don't nurses wear scrub dresses anymore? Because murses complained that it was socially unacceptable for men to wear dress uniforms while on the job.

Compression stockings are now available in solid print, without flowers or hearts, for the murses.

by RN <3 January 7, 2012